anybody want to do some reviews?

i have listed (pimped) myself on google, yelp, insider pages and yahoo.

if you have time and want to help out a fellow human please go review my services. (only if you like me)

you have to have actually used my services, cause otherwise that would be silly.

you will of coarse get AMAZING karma points and much gratitude. (let me know you did it so i can send said Karma towards you)

there might be a prize in it for you. i will allow you to name what that surprise is and see if i can accommodate it. (brownies, muffins, or cup of tea are guaranteed to get a YES, other things are negotiable)

any other suggestions of where i can pimp myself out? any SEO guru's out there want to offer up suggestions?